It's 8:45am...

 where is Johnny? Sleeping. The kid who hates to sleep is sleeping. As my husband says, "He's sleeping in like a drunken teenager!" This situation reminds me of a joke:

In the US they say, "It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your children are?"
In France, they say, "It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your wife is?"
But in Poland, they say, "It's 10 o'clock...

....do you know what time it is?"

Ha! I love dumb Polish jokes.

Disclaimer: I may or may not be a little punchy from waking up so much last night.