Johnny is a toddler. Not only because he toddles (now he's actually running, but I think that's still considered "toddling"), but also because he has gotten temperamental about stuff. Some things are small, like one day he will eat an entire clamshell of blueberries and the next he will spit them out and use them to finger paint his food tray.
Other things are huge. Like one day he decided he doesn't like to take baths. WHAAAAAAT?!?! This kid LOVES baths! As evidenced here and here. But no longer. Johnny has sworn off baths and it requires serious bribing to get him into the bathtub.
Here's how a typical negotiation session goes:
John: Okay, Johnny, if you take a bath, I'll let you flush the toilet FIVE times. (Holds up five fingers)
Johnny: Five?
John: Yes, FIVE times, but only if you take a bath.
Johnny: Five!
John: Yes, FIVE times.
Johnny looks hesitantly at bathtub, then at toilet and finally gets into the bathtub.
For serious. Getting to flush the toilet was a great way to get Johnny to take a bath... until he kind of got over it. Then it was FIVE flushes before the bath and FIVE flushes after, which is a good enough reward... for now.
I just can't get him to wait for the tank to fill between flushes; disappointing swirl.
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